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20句不能对新毕业生说的话!

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发表于 2014-5-15 13:16:10 | 只看该作者 |只看大图 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
本帖最后由 北美求职招聘 于 2014-5-15 12:22 编辑


恭喜毕业!但是毕业后,一定是面对七大姑八大姨各式各样的关于你前途的问题:找到工作了么?有对象了么?申请研究生了么?找到住的地方了么?你的五年计划是什么?.....如下是栩栩如生的问题及搭配的神表情. 如果你周围有新毕业生,还是避免问他们如下问题吧. 这些问题真的很让新毕业生压力山大啊!



1. What are you doing after graduation?

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2. Have you started applying to grad school yet?

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3. So, have you even found a job?

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4. Have you found a place to live?

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5. The job market is so lousy right now. Are you worried?

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6. How long are you planning on living at home?

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7. I bet you're excited to have your old room back.

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8. That was your major? I didn't know that was something they even taught.

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9. That's a pretty tough job field to get into.

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10. What was your GPA?

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11. Have you started saving for your retirement?

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12. Do you have a 5-year plan?

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13. Do you have savings?

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14. When do you have to start repaying your loans?

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15. Just how much debt do you have?

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16. Any marriage plans now that you’re out of school?

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17. Why are you looking for an internship?

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18. Do you even get paid for that?

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19. Why do you kids have to be so picky? I was happy flipping burgers!

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20. Your cousin/sibling/friend-of-the-family’s kid seems to be doing well in their completely unrelated field. Why don’t you give them a call?

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发表于 2014-5-15 13:22:54 | 只看该作者
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发表于 2014-5-15 14:18:35 | 只看该作者
最后一个,就是传说中的“别人家孩子”

为师不放心,折回来补一刀
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