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[国内那些事儿] 给大无畏地往美国领土带肉的童鞋们看看

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发表于 2013-9-5 15:11:54 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
本帖最后由 KT000000 于 2013-9-5 17:21 编辑

特别是红色部分。

Well, maybe it wasn't they said and they just lied to you, or maybe the inspector made a mistake. I wouldn't doubt either one at this stage of the game.

The audacity of some people and the lack of integrity is amazing. I, and my colleagues, will ask a person, DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD? HOW ABOUT ANY FRUIT, SEEDS, PLANTS, VEGETABLES, MEAT, OR MEAT PRODUCTS? HOW ABOUT ANYTHING MADE FROM A BIRD, SWINE, OR COW? The passenger says "NO!" They get referred. I walk back to the inspection station. Open their bag, pull out apples, mangos, sausage, fatback, all kinds of stuff. I ask them "Do you remember me, I asked you about the food?"

They say: "Well it is vacummed packed!" Or, "Oh, I forgot!"
Yeah, they say "I forgot" as I pull the sausage from their purse where their declaration and passport is in the way of the documents they used to clear the first line before they even spoke to me. Or, "did you read this book on the plane?" The passenger says "of course I did, it is a bestseller...I am sure you never heard of it!" We then say "well, did you happen to see the giant orange right next to it? Why didn't you declare it?" "Uhhh, well, no...I didn't know it was there."

Come on! You had a chance to write it down. You didn't. You had a chance to orally declare when I asked you. You didn't. Now, you try and rationalize what you did was wrong was actually right?

The whole job sours you on humanity. It really does. The amount of lies that spews forth is amazing.

Top six:

Oh, my mom packed my bags, she must have slipped it in (try that with herorin, that will get you far).

Oh, it is for the baby.

Oh, well it is only an orange (FULL OF CANKER!)!

It is vacummed packed so I didn't declare it.

It isn't meat, it is sausage.

I just didn't want to be inspected for something so trivial.

You know, I understand the language barrier. I understand that you are tired and it is a long flight and you got another one to catch in 10 minutes. But, to straight up lie and then laugh and say "oh well, you can take it." is an insult. For god sakes, we now have the ability to not only seize your entire luggage for not declaring items, but to also bar you from entry into the US and send you back to the country you came from...even if you ARE a US Citizen! Why give us "permission" to seize an illegal item?

你知道,我理解语言会有障碍,我理解经过这个漫长的飞行你很疲惫并且在10分钟以后你有另一半飞机要赶。但是,吹了牛逼之后笑着说,好吧,你拿去吧,是一种侮辱。看在上帝的份上,我们现在不仅能因你没有声明而扣留你的所有行李,我们还能让你哪来的回哪去,即使你是个美国人!

The best is when they say "I am sure you are hungry, go ahead and enjoy it." That is tantamount to telling a state trooper who stopped you for speeding "wow, you must be soooo bored to have stopped me for speeding 85 in a 25 mph school zone, but go ahead... have your fun with your little power trip...go ahead...you can do it."

UGH! you can see what kind of reaction that could get you.

Anyway, just declare your food.

The last list I want to leave you with:

What amazes so many people about us:
A lot of inspectors are educated to at least a BSc. A lot have waited 3 years in a long line to get the job. We care about what happens to the ag industry of the US. We make about $65K a year while doing a 40 hour work week. We are not idiots. We give you every chance to amend.


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发表于 2013-9-5 15:12:43 | 只看该作者
看看。。。。
m(o・ω・o)m
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发表于 2013-9-5 15:13:17 | 只看该作者
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肉肉的程序媛麻麻

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地板
发表于 2013-9-5 15:14:31 | 只看该作者
早说了不要带 根本没人听
小肉肉,在天堂。
想吃国内零食可以加我venus_phil
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我是一头熊,我家有个熊孩子!!

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发表于 2013-9-5 15:14:41 | 只看该作者
中文版..给一个

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+1: 5
  发表于 2013-9-5 15:35
我素马蹄麻麻
我素toffy麻麻
我素Ryan麻麻
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发表于 2013-9-5 15:15:49 | 只看该作者
这是工作人员写的把
2002 MR-S Roadster No. 998, need VVTL-i
2005 Matrix T28 turbo charged
F**K Prius
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发表于 2013-9-5 15:17:13 | 只看该作者
我从来不带肉...................即使不带肉我都胖成这样了 ...
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-5 15:20:00 | 只看该作者
Cueman088 发表于 2013-9-5 17:15
这是工作人员写的把

是的
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-5 15:20:20 | 只看该作者
树熊映 发表于 2013-9-5 17:14
中文版..给一个

翻了一部分。
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发表于 2013-9-5 15:22:41 | 只看该作者
曾经在海关看到过海关人员拎着几包猪肉脯很愤怒地朝一个中国人喊"这难道不是肉吗"...看来真的不要惹他们...
发帖挣钱钱!
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发表于 2013-9-5 15:36:45 | 只看该作者
那带金针菇,鸭脖子,鸭舌。。。。的孩童真的很伟大~
저는 보고싶어요-장근석 씨
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 楼主| 发表于 2013-9-5 15:37:29 | 只看该作者
看来带进来的都是运气好到天花板的。。。还有被遣返的。
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死守荷包的失血少女

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发表于 2013-9-5 15:38:53 | 只看该作者
亮点是一年年薪6万5....据说还带有全福利的...外带工会神马的...

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嗯 我就记住年薪了。。。  发表于 2013-9-5 17:24
荷包君,你要挺住啊啊啊啊啊!!!
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发表于 2013-9-5 15:39:15 | 只看该作者
看不懂
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小葵不要当小肥

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发表于 2013-9-5 15:40:23 | 只看该作者
从来没带过肉。。

虽然貌似从jfk过海关,从来不检查。。
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